The kids over at GotMercury? have taken their thoroughly middle school science fair like “research” and crafted some new suggestions for consumers. Are you ready for them?

Don’t eat swordfish or tuna.

 And who’s making this proclamation? Not a doctor or a dietitian but a “Campaign Coordinator” for the Turtle Island Restoration Network.

Ahhhhh, yes. Sea Turtle campaigners – always an accurate and trusted source for diet and health advice.